Below are some tips from various women on how to tackle solo sex most effectively.ġ. Mastering female masturbation is an art form, really. Since vaginas are a bit more complicated than penises, female masturbation is much less straightforward than its male counterpart. All of this most likely happened in economy seat 18.” - Seth, 23 Real Women Explain How To Masturbate Your Way To Mind-Blowing Pleasure So, NATURALLY-sandwiched between my parents and covered only by an Alaska Airlines’ shitty excuse for a blanket-I rubbed one out, came into the ‘blanket,’ bunched it up, and stowed in the overhead bin. Also, naturally, I was sitting in the middle seat. So, naturally, the next time I was on a plane with my parents, I thought about Jacob, and my ‘pee pee’ immediately shot up. “Basically, Jacob Marber from Hebrew school once told me that he’d gotten a hand job from a girl he met on an airplane. I remember my dad looking in the rearview mirror and asking ‘Hillary, are you playing with yourself?’ I said ‘no’ and didn’t try masturbating again until college.” - Hillary, 26ġ1. Then I repositioned my legs by sitting in a normal car riding position and played with my vagina with my hand. I continued to rub my heel against my crotch. I sat on the heel of my foot, and it felt good. He was driving and my grandmother was riding shotgun. The first time I was 8 and in the backseat of my dad’s car. It was mildly scarring, but it didn’t stop me from *using* that music video for months to come (see what I did there?).” - Shelly, 21ġ0. So, I started poking around under the floral covers, and the moment I started to get somewhere, my grandma walked in. Back then, though, a good, fully clothed make out scene was all I needed. Thought it was basically porn-in retrospect, Adam Levine’s on-screen make out game is just tighter than most. “I was in 8th grade, and I was watching Maroon 5’s ‘She Will Be Loved’ music video at my grandma’s house.
I got so turned on by her assless chaps that I locked my bedroom door, and the rest is history. “My first sexual awakening went down while watching Xtina’s ‘Dirrty’ music video when I was 13. It was unsettlingly awesome.” - Jules, 24Ĩ. I definitely panicked…felt like a WWII air raid. and I was jet lagged, so I decided to touch myself. I was bored because she’d gone to sleep at 10 p.m. “I was 13, and in a bed adjacent to my sleeping grandma on a granddaughter/grandmother ancestry trip to Germany (lol). I was watching Aladdin 2 (I know I’m not alone when I say that I used to watch Aladdin like it was straight up porn), and during that scene where Jasmine has to seduce that bad guy, I started sweating, and my vagina started ferociously tingling. “I was 6, and I was on vacation with my family in Jamaica. That’s all I can tell you.” - Bailey, 24Ħ. “I had my first orgasm when I was in college thanks to poison ivy and a hot ass shower. The toothbrush was a great call-if I’m keeping it real, I still use one in a pinch.” - Georgia, 21ĥ. “I had my first orgasm with the help of an electric toothbrush while lying inappropriately close to my mom in a hotel bed. You’re welcome, guys of the world! For some time, nothing came out when I did it, but once I started producing semen, my bed became a really foul place.” - Nico, 22Ĥ. Not only was I proud that I had figured the whole ‘masturbating’ thing out for myself - I was convinced that I had actually discovered it. “I was 11, and I was lying in my bed, experiencing a feeling that I would later learn to describe as ‘super horny,’ when I thought, ‘what if I made my hand like a vagina?’ I did, and it worked. “I had my first orgasm when I was 7 in my jacuzzi in Hawaii and I thought I was dying.” - Maya, 19ģ. I’m lovin’ it, am I right?!” - Adeena, 21Ģ.
I continued to use the caterpillar whenever I was stuck in traffic before investing in a real vibrator (which, to be honest, didn’t do the job any better). I came literally right as the road cleared up. “One afternoon on my way home from school when I was 16, I was stuck behind a massive highway accident long enough to try masturbating (for the first time) with a vibrating caterpillar my brother got in a Happy Meal. Read these male and female masturbation stories from real guys and girls who got themselves off in the most epic manner possible.ġ. Masturbation is one of those sex acts most people participate in regularly, but few discuss openly. By January Nelson Updated SeptemEpic First Masturbation Stories